A Lack of Humor

A Lack of Humor

What's wrong with you?

Do you not understand?

Your sense of humor

Is utterly bland.

Do you not appreciate

My jest or witticism?

Because I do not admire

Your "anti-joke" criticism. 

Apparently you must not

Enjoy sarcasm or puns.

Maybe that is why

No one thinks you are fun.

Try being more open

To funny things and stuff

And then you might be

Less annoying or gruff.

I find your lacking 

Humor an offense.

How could a human

Clearly be so dense?

So if you do not like

Or understand my short gag

Will you kindly shut up, please.

Keep quiet and don't nag.

Sometimes people take even the simplest joke or the most innocent remark the wrong way.  Do people not understand sarcasm?  Do people not have a sense of humor?  Quit taking life so seriously.  Laugh at yourself and the world sometimes.  It's healthy for you.  :-P  Stop being such a humdrum and enjoy what humor is in the world and all the hilariousness it has to offer.

I'm surrounded by idiots...

Here's a new poem.  I'm sure we all have that special someone who we know, in our minds, must be an idiot.  :-P  This poem is dedicated to the idiots out there in the world.  Read.  Share.  Comment.  Enjoy.  

I’m surrounded by idiots…

I do so wish that you’d shut up.

You’re loud and dull.  I’ve had enough.

You do nothing but disgust and annoy.

You’re presence is something I don’t enjoy.

Hearing you speak to me is a great pain.

Taking in what you say, there is no gain.

I’m far better off with talking to

A rock or pole or pile of poo.

Your pathetic life just makes me sad

But I’m not you and for that I’m glad.

Your looks are a bit awkward as well as bothersome.

Your personality lacks and you do seem quite dumb.

Your opinions are stupid.  What are you, three?

Oh how I wish you would get away from me.

I wish that I could say all of these things to your face:

You’re annoying, unpleasant, and a public disgrace.

But, for now, I will be quiet.  I won’t speak at all.

I’ll listen to your gab.  And bang my head on the wall.